Someone asked me “what is the federal poverty line?” so I did a little research;
To be considered living impoverished in the United States
Your yearly income must be less than $17,525 per year for a family of four.
Which comes to $1,460 per month,
Or $365 per person per month,
Or $11.40 per day per person.
If you’re single then your yearly income must be less than $11,770 per year,
Coming to $980 per month,
Or $30.65 per day.
So, I guess this shows us we need to stay single so the government doesn’t think we’re as poor as we are, or maybe it shows that ‘sex doesn’t pay’ 😀
Of course I need to tell you I didn’t deduct Taxes, Social Security, unemployment taxes, or Mandated Health Care deductions. Just too lazy I guess 😉
btw: These standards are set by our representatives that are guaranteed their 💲492,904 dollar tax-free per year for life plus full benefits.
Anybody want to go 🔫vote🔫💣 with me? Oh just kidding, I’ll go have a 🚬, take a💊 , and maybe have a 🍺or 🍺🍺 , go to 💤 for a few hours, and awaken having forgotten the whole thing 👿